I'VE JUST REMEMBERED, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY CARD.

IF THIS CONFERENCE GOES WELL,
YOU COULD GET A HELICOPTER.

WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.

A BED OR A BIG CHAIR.

"EEH, OCTOPUSSY."

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

L CHECKED TO MAKE SURE I COULD
RE-ATTACH THEM. NOTHING'S DAMAGED.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

- IT'S EMPTY.
- WHAT?

- WHAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING?
- I WAS JUST WALKING THROUGH MY HOUSE.

YOU WORK IN A PETROL STATION. IT'S NOT THE GUIF WAR.

SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

WHEN THEY'RE PULLING YOUR WIPERS
AND HUB-CAPS OFF, YOU LOSE SYMPATHY.