WITH A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH!

IT'S THE POST OFFICE AND THE SPASTIC SOCIETY.

- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

- ALAN...
- FIGHT YOU! SORRY...

- IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW ME.
- OK.

I MAY WANT TO MIX THEM, BUT THAT'S MY DECISION.

WILL THAT SHOW UP ON MY BILL?

THE ANSWER IS "THE CHINESE WAY" AND LEVEL 42.

MICHAEL, RELEASE THE HEADMASTER.

I WAS A BIT BORED

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

I'VE GOT A BROAD TASTE,

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

ARE YOU HAIRY, MARY?

ANYWAY, I GOT THE HAMILTON'S JOB.

BLICKLINGTON HALL WAS BUILT
BY SIR HENRY HOBARRT.

- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.