I THINK TESSA'S SAYING THAT YOU HAVEN'T
BOUNCED BACK. I'VE ONLY SCANNED YOUR BOOK...

- WHAT'S HER NAME?
- IT'S A HE.

- MAYBE A WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION?
- YOU NEVER KNOW!

MICHAEL, CHANGE THAT TO
"AN AFTERNOON WITH JUST ALAN PARTRIDGE".

NICE PICTURE OF YOURSELF ON THE TV.

STOP LAUGHING, LYNN. YOU'RE LAUGHING AT WEATHER!

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.

JANE.

LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES.

YOU DON'T LIKE IT? THAT'S ALL RIGHT, THAT'S OK.
"INNER-CITY SUMO."

YES. ALTHOUGH KATE FELT SHE BOUNCED BACK,

THAT'S ALL YOU'LL BE DRIVING SINCE YOUR BAN.

THEN YOU WOULD HAVE GOT
YOUR HEAD DOWN ABOUT MIDNIGHT?

- THERE YOU GO, TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES.
- THANK YOU.

I'M A NAKED WOMAN IN SILHOUETTE WITH A GUN.

YOUR SALES TECHNIQUE IS AWFUL. AND YOU'RE
LOW ON BODYLINE BRUSHABLE JOINT SEALER.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- HELLO.