- BANGKOK?
- AYE.

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

LYNN! LYNN! LYNN!

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

THAT'S IT.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

OR BITCH, MIGHT BE A LADY.

AAH!

OR YOU TAKE THE LID OFF THE GEAR KNOB
AND FIND A TESTIS.

- AYE. HE CALLS IT CONVOY.
- CONVOY?

- I COULD TALK TO MY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE.
- YES, PLEASE.

FASCINATING CREATURES, THOUGH.

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

ALRIGHT?

NO. I'M HAVING LUNCH
AT TGL FRIDAY'S WITH GORDON.

CHEERS.

DON'T FORGET TO RINSE THE BATH.
USE THE SHOWER NOZZLE TO BLAST OFF THE SCUM.