I GOT A RED MIST AND I GRABBED
THE MONKEY AND HURLED IT IN THE SEA.

TWO MILLION, AND ANOTHER TWO MILLION
HAD TO LEAVE THE COUNTY.

IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,

- HE THINKS HE'S ROD STEWART!
- YOUR ROAD SAFETY VIDEO'S DOING WELL.

- WHEN'S LYNN GETTING BAPTISED, THEN?
- SPLASHDOWN IS 1500 HOURS ON SUNDAY.

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.

LOOK, ALAN. NO CLOWNS, NO GAGS.

AND MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT YOU SHOULD LEAVE.

ERROR TWO..

- A NAKED JOG ACROSS THE LANDING.
- WHAT IF YOU'VE GOT GUESTS?

BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW

YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN EATING SOME MOUSSE.

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

- SHE'D LIKE TO. IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
- NO, IT'S A BLOODY NIGHTMARE.

- BUT I'M NOT A SEX OFFENDER.
- WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON.

YEAH. I THINK THE IRISH ARE GOING
THROUGH A MAJOR IMAGE CHANGE.

I'LL BE HONEST, LYNN, I'M AT A LOOSE END TODAY.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.