DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

- ALAN. HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO THE LAVATORY?
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

IF YOU'RE PROFESSIONAL AND YOU KNOW
YOU'RE WORKING IN THE MORNING,

- CAROLINE, LINE FOUR. HELLO.
- HAVE YOU GOT A BRAIN, OR ARE YOU FULL OF SHIT?

NO! GO ON, TRY AND FINISH THE SENTENCE
AND SEE WHAT I DO.

- SUSAN, COULD I TAKE FIVE MINUTES?
- YES, OF COURSE.

- WHO ARE ALL THESE CARS?
- THEY'RE BONO'S.

WE'LL MAKE SWEET LOVE AND I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME.

- WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
- NOTHING.

I'VE GOT TWO...

I NORMALLY HAVE FILES IN HERE,
BUT I'VE GOT SOME IN THE ROOM.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SELLING THIS STUFF
AT THE COVERED MARKET.

THE CARS MIGHT SKID ON IT.

DAN. SIR DANSWORTH OF MOODYSHIRE!

WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST A KNOT IN MY VEST.

THIS COUNTY.