OK. TWO QUESTIONS. HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT
AND WHAT FLOOR'S THE RESTAURANT ON?

YOU'RE WASTING YOUR LIFE.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?

SO, THIS DAN THE KITCHEN MAN...
YOU THINK HE WILL BE FRIEND?

- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

THEY'D LIKE YOU TO JUDGE
THE VEGETABLE COMPETITION.

WHO'S WINGS?

- IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
- I'M GOING NOW. NO HARD FEELINGS?

THINK ABOUT IT. NO ONE HAD HEARD OF OXFORD
BEFORE "INSPECTOR MORSE".

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

BUT I WAS MADE PROMISES
ABOUT STORAGE THAT WERE NOT KEPT.

I AM A HOMELESS PERSON.

THEN I'D TYPE INTO THE ATTACK COMPUTER,
"MR CRAGG, CHEMISTRY TEACHER."

NO.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

THIS IS THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLACE.
WELL, HE'S THE WORK GEORDIE.

THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -