WHAT YOU'LL HAVE DONE IS,
WHEN IT SAID ON YOUR SCREEN,

IT'S AN INVITATION TO MY BAPTISM.

(GARGLING NOISE)

A-HA!

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

- HE'S A CON MAN.
- NO. HE'S A RETIRED POLICEMAN.

- SEE?
- BUT YOU'VE DONE IT.

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAME TIME TOMORROW.

- A MINERAL WATER, PLEASE.
- STILL OR FIZZY?

GOODNIGHT.

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.

WOULD IT BE RUDE TO STOP LISTENING
TO YOU AND SPEAK TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

- WAS THAT A SNUB-NOSED UZI?
- YES, I THINK IT WAS.

I COULD HAVE BEEN R2-D2.

YES. NO, THE LAST CORPORATE JOB I DID

"DO YOU WANT TO WATCH 'BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS?"'