THIS IS HOT CHOCOLATE, "IT STARTED WITH A KISS".

THAT'S THE GENIUS OF ITS LOCATION.

I THINK IF WE, UM...

I JUST DID THE BED. I DIDN'T GO NEAR YOUR DRAWER.

I'VE GOT TO SAY IT, I LOVE THE SCRIPT. IT'S SUPERB.

- I CAN SEE YOU'RE ENJOYING IT.
- YEAH!

- IF YOU'VE GOT OWT TO SAY, SAY IT TO ME.
- IT'S HYGIENE.

THEY DID HAVE AN UNDERPANT LINING,
BUT IT'S PERISHED.

- OH, FOR GOOD... WHY NOT?
- SHE'S PLAYING A SHOPLIFTER IN "THE BILL".

- I DON'T THINK ANECDOTES ARE YOUR FORTE.
- THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH.

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER, THEN?

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

FANNY HAIR!

- ALISON PARTRIDGE!
- NO. ALAN.

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

ALAN, HAVE WE GOT A SECOND SERIES?

I LIKE THE EVENINGS WHEN THE LIGHTING GETS BAD.