HE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE SCHWARZENEGGER'S ARMS.

THANK YOU FOR THE TRAVEL CLOCK.

THIS IS ALICE, WHO'S NOT GOING TO SHRINK ME. SHE'S
GOING TO TALK ABOUT HAMILTON'S HOLIDAY BREAKS.

- WE WANT TO MOVE AWAY FROM.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.

UNBELIEVABLE.

I LOOK AT THE CHANGING SHAPE OF LADIES
THROUGH THE AGES,

LEAVE IT ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES.

- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

IT'S LIKE KILROY, BUT WITH TEA,
WAGON WHEELS AND SUE COOK.

OOH, A DEAD DADDY-LONG-LEGS.

AND I'LL BE ALAN PARTRIDGE!

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

- LYNN, MAKE FOR THE BANQUETTE.
- THANK YOU.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

THEY HAVE FUNERALS WITH FLORAL TRIBUTES
THAT SAY THINGS LIKE "MUM" AND "STAB".

THAT'S A FIRST ON "PRAYER WAVE".
NEVER HAD ANYBODY WALK OUT.

NICE AND OUT OF THE WAY.

WE'LL STEAL A TRAFFIC CONE AND GO OFF SOMEWHERE.