I'M THE DOG. YOU'RE A TERRIFIC RABBIT.

LYNN'S NOT MY WIFE. SHE'S MY P.A.

CAN YOU POP TO THE SHOPS AND GET ME...

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

BUT I AM UP AGAINST IT WITH THIS BONDATHON,
SO IF YOU COULD LIMIT YOUR MOURNING...

CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.

I, ER...

YOU'VE ALLOWED FOR THE VISIT TO THE GRAVE?

IS HE GOING TO GET PETROL? NO.
HE'S JUST USING THE FORECOURT TO TURN ROUND.

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

SO WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER, THEN?

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

- PLEASE?
- NO, YOU CAN'T!

ANY TIME IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR IMPENDING
HOMELESSNESS AND I'VE COME TO A DECISION.

WE COULD CALL IT
"AROUND THE WORLD WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE

AND MY COPY.