IT'S HIS THORAX. HE'LL BE FINE.

HELLO, CAROL?

HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES

T. GLADDEN E-MAILS TO SAY HE'D LIKE TO CLEAN OUT
THE ATTIC WITH THE LOVELY KATE WINSLET.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

- THAT WAS LOVELY.
- YES. LIKE A VERY MOVING SHEEP DIP.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

ALL RIGHT. GOODNIGHT, ALAN.

(PHONE RINGS)

YEAH.

- OR THEY'LL DECLARE YOU BANKRUPT ON FRIDAY.
- RIGHT.

- SELLS PIES, ANTI-FREEZE.
- YEAH, IT'S GOT ONE OF THOSE.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND YOU.

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.