TOILET DOOR BALANCED
ON A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE EFFECT.

IN YOUR CASE, IT WAS BRAVO 6-O.

HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

WILL LOVER BOY BE THERE? THE EX-POLICEMAN?

YES. A DOSSER AND A DWAD.

SHE DIDN'T LIKE BEING IN THAT WATER.
SHE WAS THRASHING AROUND.

- THAT'S MIKE YAPLEY.
- WHO OWNS THE CAR SUPERMARKET?

ABSO-BLOODY-EXACTLY!

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

- LYNN, ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?
- YES.

BASICALLY, TERRESTRIAL TV IS A DEAD DUCK,
AND WHO WATCHES A DEAD DUCK?

HELLO, TODD. SNAZZY JEANS YOU'VE GOT ON.

I'M JUST A FAN, ALAN, THAT'S ALL.
YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

- SORRY, SPLIDDING?
- YES. SPLIDDING, YOU KNOW.

YEAH. CHICKEN STOCK!

- WE GOT EGGS, WE GOT CHICKEN...
- WHICH CAME FIRST?

"..I TOOK DRUGS."

I GOT THEM FROM A CYCLING TEST CENTRE.