I'M EARNING MORE THAN YOU THINK.
I'M HEAD OF MODERN LANGUAGES.
AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?
HELLO. DANTE FIRES? THROUGH THERE.
OOOH...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!
ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.
- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?
CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.
THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
"THE DAY OF THE JACKAL."
"DAY OF THE JACKAL."
WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR BLEAKEST MOMENTS,
ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?
GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.
THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -
YEAH, YEAH. UM... WHAT'S ROUND THE BACK?
CAN I JUST SHOCK YOU? I LIKE WINE.
I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.
- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.
HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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