- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!

- CHEESE SANDWICH.
- RIGHT.

- NO,
- WHAT?

IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD...
SORRY, I'M VERY CLOSE TO YOU.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

- CAN YOU SEE ME TOMORROW?
- I'D LOVE TO.

(FARTING NOISE)

STILL, GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE ORANGES.

I COME BACK THIS MORNING ON A COACH.
IT WAS LIKE AN SAS OPERATION.

THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEFT-HAND DRIVE. SO YOU'D
JUST BE GRABBING PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOUR FAMILY.

I MUST SAY, I'M TREMENDOUSLY EXCITED BY ALL THIS.

- LEAVE THE THEATRE OF CONFLICT.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

- I LIKE THOSE EARRINGS. ARE THEY GOLD?
- YES, THEY'RE ROLLED GOLD.

LEAVE THAT THERE.