- OK. WHAT ABOUT APACHE COMMUNICATIONS?
- I'VE GOT A LEAFLET ON THAT. MINE'S A PINT!

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

AAGH!

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.

DO YOU MIND IF I TALK?

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

- THIS IS THE KITCHEN, OBVIOUSLY.
- LOVELY.

- AYE.
- TASTES LIKE FIZZY BENYLIN.

MARVELLOUS.

"SHOESTRING", "TAGGART",
"SPENDER", "BERGERAC", "MORSE".

ANYWAY, COMMISERATIONS.

WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

FREDERICK EMAILS TO SAY HE HAS FOUR CHILDREN.

THEY LIVE IN THE TOWER OF LONDON
AND THEY ARE RESTAURANTS.