IT WOULD BE BEERGH! BOOSH! BOOSH!

- HAVE YOU KEPT IT BELOW ROOM TEMPERATURE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.

- BOND WEEKEND. ME AND YOU.
- I DON'T REMEMBER INVITING YOU.

BUT STRESS LIKE THIS JUST WON'T
GO AWAY AND IT HAS TO BE COMBATED.

I'M SURE LYNN WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GO FOR A DRINK WITH YOU,

ALL I GOT THERE WAS "BROKEN HOMES".
AND A BROKEN HOME IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVIL.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

- DID YOU WATCH MY TV SHOW?
- OH, YES.

HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S A TIP. I PANICKED. DO DECLARE IT.

AYE. OR MAYBE
HAVE JUST A BEEF BURGER FOR YOUR PALM.

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

I'M NOT BRAVE. I DO MY BIT AT EVENTS LIKE THIS
AND FUND-RAISING FOR MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES.

- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?