AND SUSAN PICKARDY? YOU KNOW HER?
# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES
A SEQUENCE OF EASY EXERCISES TO RELIEVE STRESS,
WE'VE ALL SEEN THEM IN UNDESIRABLE AREAS.
- HIS HOUSE?
- YES.
IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.
- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.
I HAD HEARD SOMETHING.
WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?
- ARE YOU NOT HAVING ANY BACON?
- NO, I'M VEGETARIAN.
TO GO WITH MY MIDI HI-FI SYSTEM
AND SACK HER FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT
IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.
..BEFORE IT ALL DROPPED,
I THOUGHT THAT'D THROW YOU.
SLEEP WELL, MICHAEL.
YOU'VE UPSET HALF THE LOCAL FARMERS,
YOU SEEM TO ALIENATE EVERYBODY,
(JED) TEA'S UP.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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