BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

- "YOUTH HOSTELING WITH CHRIS EUBANK."
- NO!

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

I TELL YOU WHO I'D LIKE TO PUT IN THE STOCKS.

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

1,23O TO TWELVE. I'M JOKING, OF COURSE.

(BUZZING GARGLE)

I'M STILL DRINKING IT.

# THE CLOTHES WE WORE HAD ALL SEEN BETTER DAYS

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

AND I ASKED, "WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?"
JACK ON LINE TWO.

THE VERY FACT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY-MY-MY...
MY GOD.

HOPING TO CATCH THE REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES?

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.

- UNLESS YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER.
- COULD GO SHOPPING.

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.