- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

WHICH WAS TANTAMOUNT TO VANDALISM,

- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

JILL, DO YOU LIKE OWLS?

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.

OH, I SEE...

AND FOR JOINING IN FUN

- I PREFER TO GO ALONE...
- SURE.

OH, EXCUSE ME.
SOPHIE, COULD YOU DEAL WITH THIS?

I SUPPOSE YOU ARE WORKING
THE MAJOR MUSCLE GROUPS, LIKE.

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

THEY START OFF THE SIZE OF MINI FRISBEES,
AND THEY END UP LIKE ACTUAL-SIZE PARACETAMOL.

I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER WORD FOR IT.

YOU SPEAK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE 19TH CENTURY.
AND YOU SWEAT.

# MIXED WITH YELLOW CHINKY #
CAN YOU STILL SAY THAT?

THIS'LL HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU HIT 4O.
IT'S CUTTING INTO MY FINGERS.