- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

- PAINTED ON.
- YEAH. EXACTLY.

ZOMBIES DON'T HAVE TAILS.

RIGHT, THEN.

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

THAT'S A GOOD STAINLESS STEEL HOB. VERY FUTURISTIC.

# AND HE PAINTED MATCHSTALK MEN
AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS

(SOUTH AFRLCAN ACCENT) FULL BEAM.

- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

YOU CAN'T USE THE TOILET BECAUSE IT'S BLOCKED.

- ALAN, THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU.
- RIGHT. YOU GO ON UP, LYNN.

- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.

DID YOU KNOW
THAT THERE ARE NO DUTCH ELMS LEFT IN BRITAIN?

"MRS ROBINSON, ARE YOU TYING TO SEDUCE ME?"

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

MEN IN PLATFORM SHOES
BEING ARRESTED FOR BOMBINGS,

WITH THE APOLLO 11 SPACE MISSION.