FASCINATING CREATURES, THOUGH.

THE OTHER BLOKE SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED.

- DO YOU WANT A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?
- DO YOU THINK WE COULD SEE YOU?

IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY, LOVE,
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK.

WHICH I HAPPEN TO THINK IS VERY GOOD. I MEAN,
IT'S NOT FIVE-STAR, BUT IT'S CERTAINLY COMPETITIVE.

- A BAILEY'S, PLEASE.
- TAKE A SEAT.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

SORRY. JUST THINKING OF THAT RAIN.

A SANITARY BAG?!

- THERE, THAT'S DISCONNECTED.
- GOOD.

# HIT ME! HIT ME... #
ONLY A FEW MORE NIGHTS IN THE CARAVAN.

UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE,

YOU'RE LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING ROUND A SCHOOL?

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

- GIVE HIM ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SWINE!
- YEAH, GIVE ME ANOTHER SERIES, YOU SHIT.

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.