I'M NOT OLD! I'M 43, YOU CHEEKY GIT!

REMEMBER THE DOUBLE - BANG, BANG.

REMEMBER THE BREATHING TECHNIQUES
FROM TAPE ONE. PLEASE RELAX,

- JUST A COUPLE OF JOKES?
- NO, ALAN.

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

THIS IS BONO'S BEDROOM.
I'M NOT SURE IF HE'S IN. BONO?

SUCK MY SUCH AND SUCH.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.

I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

BUT IT IS A SOLID BOG. THE CHEMICALS
IN THAT LOO WILL DISSOLVE A CORPSE.

"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? #

- CAN YOU NOT PUT YOUR FOOT...
- I WAS JUST GOING TO DO A COCKNEY WALK.

- UNLESS THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU FANCY.
- EEEER!

IT'S MOORED IN MIAMI.

"WITH SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST STAR, SUE COOK."