ALAN!

HE'S GOT A CONDITION,
SO MAKE SURE HE RUBS IT IN HIS FEET

SO WHAT DO PEOPLE THINK

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN. ALL RIGHT?

ALAN, YOUR P.A.'S ARRIVED.

I KNOW SOME OF YOU MAY BE RELIGIOUS,
AND TO YOU I APOLOGI...

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE
FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

AAH. DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
I'LL POP THAT WITH THE OTHERS.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I USED TO SEE YOU IN RECEPTION,

THEY'RE SEX SWAPPERS!
THIS IS DEFCON ONE. LOOK.

CHRIS?

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME
ENTITLED "YACHTING MISHAPS" -

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

ANYWAY, THEN HE PUTS ON HIS UNDERPANTS
AND HIS SKI SUIT AND HE STARTS SKIING.

DON'T KNOW WHAT HER PROBLEM IS.