WHERE DO YOU LIVE, BILL? WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?

ALAN!

PRAY SILENCE, PLEASE,
FOR THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".

I REALLY SHOULD GO AND MINGLE NOW.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
THAT THE DOORS HAVE ALL CLOSED AT THE BBC.

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

STICK THIS ON.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

- IT'S ANOTHER CRANK CALL.
- IS IT?

I KNOW YOU'VE HAD PROBLEMS IN THE PAST...

NO. IT WAS TERRY. I GAVE HIM THE TAPE.

I'VE GOT TWO...

- NO. SPEAKER SYSTEM.
- SORRY.