IT'S ALL...

NO.

UM...

YOU SIT THERE ON YOUR FAT BEHIND,

ANYONE... ANYONE WANT TO JOIN ME?

(ALAN) LET'S GO!

SNAZZY HEADSTONE THERE.

LET'S CELEBRATE! LET'S GET A BOTTLE OF BOLLY.

IT'S IN THE BAG, YOU'RE ALL ON BOARD,
DETAILS TO FOLLOW, AND...

(THEY HONK)

OF HAVING TO SPEND THREE DAYS WITH HIMSELF -

I TAPED THAT DOCUMENTARY FOR YOU.
"THE WORLD'S WORST STORMS."

JUST GO AND SAY, "NO, I DON'T PAY. TAX IS RUBBISH."

I FELT THAT...

YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.

YEAH. I'D HAVE THAT THREE TIMES A DAY IF I COULD,
BUT I'D BE DEAD.

REALLY?

YOU HAVE TO PHONE THE COUNCIL, BUT THEY'VE
SHOVED YOUR MOBILE PHONE UP YOUR BACKSIDE.