I THINK IF WE, UM...

ALAN'S DEEP BATH,

ANYONE WHO COULD UNFURL
15 FEET OF THIN SHEET METAL

THERE IS ONE PERSON
I WOULD LOVE TO DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH.

YES. SOME ARE ON A SPIKE,
YOU'VE GOT SOME IN AN ENVELOPE

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

THE QUEEN IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KINGS' SINGERS.

CHAP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE PUMPS.

(ALAN) GO, GO, GO, GO. START THE CAR.

THAT WAS OAP - OLD ALAN PARTRIDGE.

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?

YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE IF YOU'RE A FUSSY EATER.

I'M GOING TO GET A GINSTER'S FROM THE FRIDGE.
PUT IT ON THE SLATE.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

MY NAME'S GRAHAM.

# HE'S THE MAN

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.