ALAN, I JUST WANT YOU TO STAND BY ME
WITH A TOWEL TO HELP ME DRY MYSELF.

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

..TWO PACKETS OF TOFFOS?

I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN RECEPTION PRICED

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU CALL
YOUR SORDID LITTLE GRIEF HOLE.

I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME SINCE SLICED BREAD.

- SMELL MY CHEESE!
- ALAN, PLEASE!

LYNN! I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

- YOUR ROOM?
- MY ROOM. IN MY HOUSE.

ALTHOUGH MY COUSIN DID ONCE BUY A PIRATED
TWEENIE FROM A COVERED MARKET IN BRUNDALL

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

THEN WATCH TV, LIKE "CONE DANCING".

- WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
- I'M LAUGHING AT THE BURNING ISSUE JOKE.

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.

"OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS HER".

- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.