WITH "THE MAN WITH THE CHILD IN HIS EYES".

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

THAT CAT'S NAME IS DAVE CLIFTON

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

FAT COW!

I REALLY SHOULD GO AND MINGLE NOW.

OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

ZOMBIES BY THEIR VERY NATURE ARE INCONSISTENT.

"'I USED TO BE INDECISIVE
BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE'".

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

YOU COULD GET A BUS THROUGH THERE,
YOU (BLEEP)! LET ME THROUGH!

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

- DO YOU KNOW BONO?
- HE'S BIG FRIENDS WITH BONO.

CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

IF YOU'D LIKE TO FOLLOW ME.