(PAN PIPES PLAY)

I AM AN ARSONIST.
PLEASE CAN I COME IN TO SET FIRE TO THE STAFF?

APROPOS.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
(MUSIC STARTS UP AGAIN)

HE THOUGHT, ''YES, I WILL BUY
THAT COPY OF 'PUNCH' MAGAZINE''.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM, DOES SHE?

NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

I WISH I WAS. TAKE THIS CHEESE.

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

- I'M BATMAN.
- HAAAH!

MICHAEL.

AND SUSAN PICKARDY? YOU KNOW HER?

- YOU REGULARLY BOOK, DON'T YOU?
- YES.

DAN! DAN!

- THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
- I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

- SONJA, WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS?
- I GO TO COFFEE SHOP.

YES. WE CAN CLEAR UP
WHILE WE LISTEN TO "BLACK BEAUTY".