DID YOU HEAR FROM DOLMIO
ABOUT MY PASTA GRAVY SAUCE?

- WE HAVEN'T MET, BUT I LIKED YOUR CHAT SHOW.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
- I'VE BEEN AMBUSHED.

TELL ME ANYTHING WITH THAT SMILE
AND IT WOULD SEEM LIKE CHRISTMAS.

I USED TO THINK, "OOH, SHE'S NICER THAN MY WIFE!"

HE LIKES ME, DOESN'T HE?

- UM...
- IT'S UP TO YOU. YOU'RE THE BOSS.

ONLY DRIVING THROUGH COUNTRIES
WHERE THEY DRIVE ON THE LEFT,

COME HERE, YOU LUCKY, LUCKY LADY.

- MORNING, EVERYONE. MORNING, JILL.
- THANKS FOR THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE, ALAN.

THESE CORRIDORS.

- DO YOU WANT THAT KIT KAT?
- NO.

IS HE STILL DRIVING THAT RENAULT MEGANE?

# SUCH A COLD FINGER... #

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

MY?

- CHRIS?
- OH, ALAN.

YOU COULD SIT ON HIS FACE.