IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

THEY PUT THESE IN MY ROOM EVERY DAY.
THEY KNOW I'M A MAN!

IT'S BASICALLY ZERO-MAINTENANCE GRASS.

ALAN!

COME IN. HELLO. SIT OVER THERE.

OH, YOU'VE GOT THE DATE WRONG THERE.
JUST INITIAL THAT.

AND A SEGMENT OF LEMON,

I CAN DISCONNECT IT, PUT A SCRAMBLE ON IT,
JUST KNOCK IT OUT OF THE SYSTEM.

"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED."

- I CAN'T SELL YOU ANY PETROL.
- I WAS PASSING. I THOUGHT I'D...

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

PEOPLE WITH EYEBROWS ON THEIR CHEEKS...

- WHAT TIME WAS THAT?
- ABOUT QUARTER TO 11.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

I DON'T ACTUALLY AGREE WITH THAT.
I KNOW SOME PEOPLE DO, BUT I DON'T.

NIGHT-NIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE, AND YOUR GOOD LADY.

YES, I SAW IT.

BUT I THINK I'M SLIGHTLY CONSTIPATED.