- YES. GOOD MORNING, ALAN...
- WHOA. LET ME FINISH.

BASH YOUR ARSE!

THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT, YOU FOOL!

# LIFE ISN'T EVERYTHING... #

- THE KITCHEN? THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU.
- RIGHT.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?

WHY DON'T WE TAKE THESE TO YOUR ROOM?

WELL DONE, LYNN. THAT WAS TEXTBOOK.

IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

- AND A SIDE CLUMP OF CRESS.
- RIGHT. AND YOU WANT THAT NOW?

- NEXT?
- 11.05, "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE".

- SHALL I PUT THESE ON THE TAB?
- I WISH I COULD AFFORD A TAB!

WHO HAPPEN TO PRODUCE "BOOB OLYMPICS",
"THE EUROVISION THONG CONTEST"

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

I'LL GO AND GET YOUR OTHER BITS.

IT'D TAKE SOME DOING, BUT I CAN'T SEE IT.

(HORNS HONK)