I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I JUST FOUND OUT
MY WIFE'S BEEN STRUCK OFF MY LIFE INSURANCE.

- IS THAT NICE?
- YES, IT'S QUITE NICE.

IT'S IN THE SCHEDULE.
VISIT TO YOUR MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEN "DOCTOR NO".

IN THE WORLD OF BOASTERS - NOT THE BISCUITS
BUT PEOPLE WHO BOAST, LIKE YOU -

RUBY GRAPEFRUIT JUICE.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

- VERY FUNNY STORY.
- YES, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

HE HAS A NEW BABY BOY, JOSHUA,
AND HIS DAUGHTER HAS JUST STARTED SCHOOL.

- WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
- WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON QUICKSAND.

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

MAN AND MACHINE.

- THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
- I KNOW.

THIS IS HOT CHOCOLATE, "IT STARTED WITH A KISS".

- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, THEN.
- I WILL.

I'M GOING TO GO HOME

THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

HE KEEPS SAYING THAT.

NO, HE JUST KNOCKED OFF. CAN I HELP YOU?