OF COURSE MY MIND'S FLYING.
I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A HOTEL FOR 26 WEEKS!

I'D LIKE YOU TO LAY THEM. CHICKEN!

AND IT'S SIGNED BY BONO.

AND HE PUTS HIS HAND UP HER SKIRT
AND GETS A HOLD OF THE OLD MEAT AND TWO VEG.

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

WHAT A WASTE.

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

OH, GREAT. WILL YOU COME AND SEE
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW NEXT WEEKEND?

AND YOU'LL BE HANGED BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.

- THAT IS A WOMAN?
- AYE. IT'S LONG HAIR.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,

- ALAN DOESN'T WANT A STUNTMAN.
- OK. "SCUM ON THE RUN." TAKE ONE.

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

NOT FOR ME. I'VE GOT A STEAK AND KIDNEY PIE.

LYNN'S A GOOD WORKER,
BUT I SUPPOSE SHE'S A BIT LIKE BURT REYNOLDS.