I STAND CORRECTED
SAID THE MAN IN THE ORTHOPAEDIC SHOES!

AND NOW IN HEMSBY ON 106.9,

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

OH, I SEE. YOU MEAN IN HEAVEN WITH THE APOSTLES.

UM... I'LL SHOW YOU.

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?

"SORRY, MOTHER, CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF THE BATH,

YOU'VE COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
TO TELL ME ABOUT A WALNUT GEAR KNOB?

WE NORMALLY HAVE THREE CLOCKS
TELLING THE TIME IN LONDON, PARIS AND DUBLIN.

- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO THINK?
- NO.

ER, SUSAN? THAT'S A NICE SMELL.
IS THAT NEW PERFUME?

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES

BONO!

- THERE'S SONJA TALKING TO THE BUILDERS.
- OH, GOD!

PHWOAR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT.

HANG ON IN THERE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BOUNCE BACK.