- NO, SORRY, YOU.
- YEAH, NAME OF HAYERS.

OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.

AND THEN MAKE A PROGRAMME ABOUT IT.

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT TRIADS.

WHEN A COWBOY HAS AN ARROW FIRED AT HIM,
HE HEARS NOTHING.

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

(STEVE) I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY!

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

THANKS, SUE. YOU CAN PUFF AWAY NOW.

NOT CORIAN, A MAN-MADE MARBLE SUBSTITUTE?

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

CAN I JUST EXPLAIN?
I WAS TYING TO ACCESS "DRIVING MISS DAISY".

IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK. THIS IS DAVE CLIFTON.

COULD WE COME LIVE FROM THE BLARNEY STONE?
I'M TYING TO GET AN ANGLE.

BLOODY HELL.

(STEVE) HE'S OK.
GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT, PLEASE.

MUST BE SOMEWHERE EKE, THEN.