YES, YOU DID. I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK.
AND NOT A VERY GOOD BOOK.

LOOK, ALAN. NO CLOWNS, NO GAGS.

THANKFULLY, THAT MAN WAS PLASTIC.

(KISS)

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!

GET IT OFF HER.

MORNING, MR PARTRIDGE. "WAR OF THE WORLDS."

- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

BRAVEHEART... AND, OF COURSE, YOURSELF.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF.

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

NO, FINE.

"'I USED TO BE INDECISIVE
BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE'".

ALAN, TAKE HER TO HOSPITAL AND WE'LL CHAT LATER.

SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

..BUT CELEBRATE THE CULTURE
OF BOTH COUNTRIES.

YES.

- WHOSE IS THAT CARAVAN?
- THE BUILDERS LIVE IN THERE.