THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.

- YOU'RE AWAY WITH THE HELICOPTERS.
- LIKE "MASH". THAT BEGINS WITH AN "M".

UH?

I'VE GOT IT ALL HERE. IT'S HILARIOUS.

TE...

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME?
- DO YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS?

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN IT!

- JOHN.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHN, ME OLD MUCKER?

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.

- AN AWFUL LOT OF MY COLLEAGUES...
- ARE FARMYARD ANIMALS.

MINOR CRITICISM. MORE DISTANCE
BETWEEN THE EGGS AND THE BEANS.

THIS HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A BULLET-PROOF VEST,

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

SO THE SEQUENCE SHOULD BE
PUFF, FLASH, PUFF, FLASH, BANG.

UNLESS SHE WENT IN THE NIGHT
AND IS YET TO BE DISCOVERED BY THE MAID.