I'M A ZOMBIE! I'M DRESSED AS A ZOMBIE!

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.

- A-HA!
- GOD!

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

- JUST HAD A BETTER ONE.
- WHAT DID YOU DO?

DID YOU PULL THAT OFF ONE OF THE SHOWERS?

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
(MAN) A-HA!

- LET'S NOT HAVE THAT DISCUSSION NOW.
- CAN I COME IN?

AND IT IS A BOOK THAT'S FULL OF JOY,

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

IT WOULD BE BEERGH! BOOSH! BOOSH!

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE FAR EAST, MICHAEL?
- ONLY MANILA, HONG KONG AND BANGKOK.

- WHY ARE YOU SAYING "STEAL"?
- BECAUSE...

- HI. I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- PIET.