RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

DO BE CLEAN.
THERE'S A BIG COARSE TOWEL ON THE RADIATOR.

- NO.
- I GOT DIVORCED, YOU KNOW.

YES, IT'S AN EXTENDER.

MR PARTRIDGE, HE SELLS KITCHENS
FOR 15 YEARS, BUT HE CAN'T COOK.

- SHE LOOKED A BIT LIKE HIM.
- A BIG NOSE AND MAD HAIR?

- IS THAT NICE?
- YES, IT'S QUITE NICE.

- OH, ALAN. CONE YOU TAKE A JOKE?
- OH, FUCK OFF!

I THINK YOU'RE INCREASINGLY MOVING TOWARDS AN AREA

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

SINCE THE '80S.

OH, WELL, TERRIBLE REALLY.

- NO,
- WHAT?

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

- ALAN, I AM NOT NEGOTIATING.
- BUT I AM.

CLYDESDALE HORSES. 12 HANDS HIGH.

"FROM FELIXSTOWE TO SPALDING, ALL THE ISSUES."

IRONIC, REALLY. HE WORKED
IN TELEVISION HIS WHOLE LIFE