I SUPPOSE IF I WAS A BURGLAR
AND I WANTED TO AVOID DETECTION

HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT ACCENT.

YES.

- YOU CAN RELY ON ME.
- THANK YOU.

BASH YOUR ARSE!

SHITTY ZOMBIES!

WHEN I MADE SOME COMMENTS ABOUT
INTENSIVE FARMING. WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

TO INDEPENDENT PROGRAMME MAKERS.

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

SO, THIS DAN THE KITCHEN MAN...
YOU THINK HE WILL BE FRIEND?

- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.

NO? ER, RIGHT. TEA?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
WE HAVE IT OFF ALL THE TIME.

- HER NECK? HER EYES? HER EYELASHES?
- NO. IT'S HER FEET. LOVELY DAINTY FEET.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. WE'RE REVAMPING
THIS SHOW. I'M LOOKING FOR A CO-PRESENTER.

NO, ACTUALLY. IT WAS LIKE THIS.

- I'M OFFERING YOU SOMETHING TO EAT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

ALSO, ALAN IS PRETTY WELL HUNG, SO...