BUT FINE, I'LL SACK HER.

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
TOMORROW IS YOUR DAY. DO ANYTHING YOU LIKE.

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.

THAT'S A FIRST ON "PRAYER WAVE".
NEVER HAD ANYBODY WALK OUT.

I'M A NAKED WOMAN IN SILHOUETTE WITH A GUN.

AND TELL THEM TO GET ME A 4O-YEAR-OLD SCORCHER.
AND DO USE THAT WORD.

AT THRESHER'S.
SHE WAS LOADING BOOZE INTO HER CAR.

OR EVEN...

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE BANNED AFTER SOME OF
THOSE SHOCKING PRIZES YOU'VE GIVEN AWAY.

I WAS DRESSED AS AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM?

I, ALAN PARTRIDGE,
TALK TO M.E. SUFFERERS ABOUT THEIR CONDITION.

OH, GOD! IT'S OK, IT'S OK.

- KEEP THE THOUGHT THERE.
- AAGH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ATTACKING ME.

- BUDGE UP.
- THAT WAY?

HIYA. I'VE COME TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO USE YOUR TELLY.