"TAKE THAT BLUSHER OFF
YOU UGLY MISSHAPEN-HEADED ELEPHANT TRANNY"?

CAN'T GET ME TOE ON THE TRIGGER. OH, GOT IT.

DAN!

ALAN, THERE'S THAT TEACHER CHAP.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

NEXT WEEK'S GUEST PETROL WILL BE... TEXACO AGAIN.

THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING.

182 DAYS IN A TRAVEL TAVERN!

YOU IGNORANT SHIT!

TEETH OF GOLD AS WELL!

NOT LIKE THOSE MASSIVE STEPHEN KING BOOKS.
THEY SHOULD BE ON WHEELS.

- IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, AND LOVE IS IN THE AIR?
- AYE, AYE!

IF THIS JOB COMES OFF, AS REGARDS DECISION-MAKING,
WE'LL BE IN A "CAN-DO, GO" SITUATION.

- WHY NOT?
- THIS LOOKS LIKE I HAVEN'T BOUNCED BACK.

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR SOULS.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

NO, JUST A PIPE OF PRINGLES, FINE.