THAT WAS THE POLICE
WITH "DO DO DO, DA DA DA" -

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST, AREN'T YOU?

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

YOU WERE LEANING FORWARDS
WITH YOUR HANDBAG LIKE THAT.

OR DAVE BLOGGS QUEUEING FOR A TICKET
BEHIND A MAN BUYING A TRAVEL PASS.

- AND A BAG OF MINSTRELS.
- OOH.

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

- I SPEAK NO OTHER LANGUAGE. DRINK?
- YEAH. BIG SHOT OF DIRECTOR'S BITTER.

- TWO CHOCOLATE MOUSSES ON ITS WAY.
- JUST GOING OVER THERE FOR A BIT.

THIS IS HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

YOUR MISSION.. GO TO CARDIFF, HAVE FULL SEX
WITH A WOMAN, COME BACK ON THE COACH.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

WAS THAT A LIE?

"I'VE GOT TO SORT OUT ALAN'S PROBLEMS!"