ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF THE DEATH PENALTY?

GOOD IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME.

I'M STILL AT THE OLD SCHOOL
BUT I'M THE HEADMASTER NOW.

WELCOME TO "AMERICA'S STRONGEST MAN",

YES, I DID... AND I'LL JUST GO AND GET IT.

NO, I CAN STILL SMELL YOU. I HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER.

RUDDY HELL, IT'S SOFT CELL.
(MUSIC.. "TAINTED LOVE")

MOTHERS WITH PUSHCHAIRS AND LITTLE BAIRNS.

- I CAN'T MOVE MY HEAD.
- CALM DOWN, LYNN!

I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"

A LOVELY OLDEN DAYS MAP OF NORFOLK THERE.

THIS IS JED. HE'S MY DRIVER.

A QUICK TIP, SOPHIE.
IF YOU DO AN AFTER-DINNER SPEECH,

OH, RIGHT...

- (BELL DINGS)
- MY TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE.

- HELLO,
- WHAT YA DOING? WHO'S WITH YA?

- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- CERTAINLY. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- PERHAPS THOSE PEOPLE WERE CAUGHT SHORT.
- THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE, LYNN!