- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.

HA! YOU BASTARD!

AND I MARCHED AROUND SAYING, "FEE, FI, FO, FUM!

YOU'RE LISTENING TO "THIS MORNING'S FARMER".

ANYWAY... WHERE WAS I OR IS L? IS...WAS... ISWAS.
"TISWAS". WHO REMEMBERS "TISWAS"?

THAT'S A RELIEF. YOUR MIND PLAYS TRICKS.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

STILL, GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE ORANGES.

- IS THAT BLOOD?
- IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP. L...

OK. WELL, YOU GET
THE GENERAL IDEA ANYWAY. THANK YOU.

NICE. HAVE CUP OF COFFEE,
PUT A SPRING IN YOUR STEP.

ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

DO YOU DENY THAT?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAD FOR BREAKFAST
PRESUMABLY AN INFECTED SPINAL COLUMN IN A BAP.

THANKS FOR CHANGING THE GAS BOTTLES.
I HEARD YOU CLINKING.

ALAN, THIS IS PETER LINEHAN.
HE'S REVAMPING OUR CURRENT AFFAIRS OUTPUT.

SHEATHS, PROPHYLACTICS,
YOU KNOW, RUBBER JOHNNIES.