NOW, YOUR PROGRAMME...

I NEVER THOUGHT, WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S,
I'D HAVE TO PUSH.

I'LL HAVE THE COFFEE JAR, AND THERE YOU GO, ALAN.

IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".

WELL, THAT'S THE SMALL TALK.
NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

LYNN, I'LL CUP MYSELF.

- LIVING ROOM.
- I LIKE THIS, YES.

..THEN WE BRING THE COWS IN,
GET THEM MILKED BY 6 AM, SO..

SIT THERE. SIT THERE.

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.

I'M A ZOMBIE! I'M DRESSED AS A ZOMBIE!

- ALAN, LOOK WHAT I DRAW.
- WHAT'S THAT?

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
L HEARD A BIT OF COMMOTION?

THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE.

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

DO YOU WANT A LIFT TO THE CAB RANK?