# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

THAT SKIRTING BOARD SEEMS A BIT LOW.
COULD YOU CHANGE IT AGAIN?

HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? HOW NICE TO MEET YOU.

MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

THE MONEY THAT PAYS FOR THE BLACK GRANITE
WORK SURFACES, THE BRASS DIMMER SWITCHES

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

YEAH. PERCHED ON THE ARM. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

YOU ONCE CANED ME FOR HAVING A CHALK PENIS
DRAWN ON THE BACK OF MY BLAZER.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

NEVER YOU MIND, ALAN.

APROPOS.

"YES, THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND THAN THIS".

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

FOUR TEAS, PLEASE.

FROM THE LITTLE-BITTY CHEF.

LISTEN, JUST TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP, YOU KNOW
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE SORT OF RISQUE COMMENTS,

I CAN'T BREATHE.

I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE JUG
IN CASE IT'S QUAFFED BY R2D2 OVER THERE.