(LIVERPUDLIAN) THERE'S AN ADVERT FOR IT.

THIS IS THE MAN THAT RUNS THE PLACE.
WELL, HE'S THE WORK GEORDIE.

- ALAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, VERY WELL.

NOT THAT THE BBC WOULD COMMISSION IT.

NO. HE LIKES TO LIE THERE, THOUGH,
WITH THE "SUNDAY EXPRESS"

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.

SHE'S LIVING WITH A FITNESS INSTRUCTOR.

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

YOU PEOPLE!

I HAD TO FLAG A CAB DRESSED UP.
WHICH HELPED, ACTUALLY.

WHERE'S THE OTHER FELLOW GONE?

YOU REALISE THERE'S NO WAY
I COULD HAVE DRAWN A PENIS ON MY BACK?

I WONDER WHO GOT THE POWER PACK.

SO LET'S MAKE FRIENDS
SO I CAN BE ON MY WAY, PLEASE.

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

A PAIN IN THE ARSE, ISN'T IT?

- HELLO,
- FUNNY STORY?